Preparing Dinner

Warning: Today’s content is not PETA-friendly. Tonight Tree, myself, and the rest of the Cult of Coconut will be having Dinner. I remember when Tree first told me about Dinner. Bounding into the shop with a toothy grin, he announces, “Stevie, I got a pig.” “A pig?” “Yep. A pig. Bought it off Fred. He’s raisin’ it for me.” “What are you going to do with the pig?” “I’m gonna kill it and eat it. Have a luau.” “Are you gonna name it?” “Yeah, Dinner.” Can’t wait to tell you how Dinner tastes!